Bobby Valentine hopes his idea works.
(Fenway Fiction We'd Like to Become Fact...)
In an unprecedented move, MLB Commissioner Bud Selig has granted a request by the Red Sox to start Sunday's night's game against the Yankees at Fenway Park in the second inning.
In an unprecedented move, MLB Commissioner Bud Selig has granted a request by the Red Sox to start Sunday's night's game against the Yankees at Fenway Park in the second inning.
"I think it's in the
best interests of baseball," said Selig, who made his decision after a
late-night discussion with Boston manager Bobby Valentine. "We were
getting complaints from FOX and NESN that hundreds of thousands of viewers were
switching over to other networks after the top of the first, and if the Red Sox
lose their television revenue they won't be able to compete with the Yankees
and maintain the economic integrity of their rivalry."
Valentine made his call to
Selig from the Boston dugout at 7:15 p.m. Saturday night, just after Felix
Doubront allowed a three-run homer to Mark Teixeira in the top of the first.
The Red Sox had allowed four runs in the first during the first game of
Saturday's doubleheader, and five runs in the initial inning on Friday night --
when the Yankees batted around against Boston starter Josh Beckett.
The Red Sox did rally to
win Saturday's second contest, 9-5, but Selig felt that there was enough
evidence of a first-inning conspiracy to warrant making the change. Based on
how things go Sunday, he may allow the Red Sox to continue starting games in
the second after the All-Star break.
"The games will still
go nine innings, but they will end in the 10th instead of the 9th,"
explains Selig. "Think of it like Spinal Tap, where the amp volume goes up
to "11." We're doing what we think will make the games more enjoyable
for baseball fans."
After allowing 12
first-inning runs in the past three games to New York, Valentine says he hopes
that the switch will be "just what the doctor ordered" for his
struggling starting pitchers. "We have to stop letting the horse out of
the corral so fast," he said.
"I'm pumped,"
says Boston lefty Jon Lester, who is slated to start Sunday night's game at
Fenway against New York's Ivan Nova. "We've been feeling real tight in the
first inning lately, and once we loosen up we play better. By getting rid of
the first, we should be loose from the start."
MLB Historian John Thorn
has found no evidence of games started in the second inning in big league
history, although he says Satchel Paige claimed to have pitched the first
inning of Negro League games with his teammates in the dugout to psych out
opponents.
Hi folks---I am seeking your opinion. This was my first Onion-like post, and I am curious: How many folks clicked in thinking the story was real? I added "Fenway Fiction" at the top of the post, but some may have missed it. Do you think I should put "Fenway Fiction" in the headline of future stories like this? I thought it would be fun to draw people in and then let them in on the joke, but I don't want to be deceptive or upset anyone either. Thanks in advance for your thoughts.
ReplyDeleteI knew it was a scam from the get-go. But I must admit, you pulled it off with grace and the article was well written. I especially enjoyed the John Thorn reference. This could be the baseball version of the War of the Worlds. It would be interesting if one could track how many people ran with the story in an attempt to enlighten RSN and the rest of the free world.
ReplyDeleteyou had me for moment. I love a good story that sounds real makes you think twice, well done. yes put "Fenway Fiction" at top of post just so people don't think we are being invade by Martians!
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